Child - "Hey mom, can we name the new baby Optimus Prime Megatron Decepticon Autobot? Isnt' that a good name?"
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Thoughts on Boxing Day
Child - "Mom, why are you putting the Christmas decorations away?"
Mom - "I just want to clean up a little."
Child - "Well, it *is* Boxing Day, so you have to box them all up!"
Thoughts on Restaurants
Child - "Dad, why is she called a waiter? She doesn't wait. We're the ones that wait."
Thoughts on Bums
Child - "Mom, do you know what this is called?" Pointing to his anus.
Mom - "What?"
Child - "It's called a third bum."
Mom - "Ah...why is that?"
Child - "Because it get's itchy when I fart."
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