Kids Say the Craziest Things: January 2010

Friday, January 15, 2010

Posted in sex | 11:47 AM | by Unknown

Child - "Mom when I grow up I am going to have tones and tones of kids!"

Mom - "How many?"

Child - "Fifty Thousand! I am going to give my wife all my seeds!"

Mom - "Really?"

Child - "Yea. Mom, what's this called again?" Pointing to his scrotum.

Mom - "Your testicles."

Child - "Oh yea, that's where the seeds are." Pause. "Mom, can I ask you a question?"

Mom - "Yes."

Child - "How do the seeds get out of my testicles?"

Mom - Pause. "Though your penis."

Child - "So I have to PEE in my wife?!?!?!"

Child - age 4

Posted in Imaginative Play | 1:19 PM | by Unknown

Child : "Want to Play Stable?"

Mom : "Stable?"

Child : "Yea, I will be the Baby Jesus's daddy, you can be Mary, and brother can be Baby Jesus."

Mom : "Like from Christmas?"

Child : "Yea, but then the stable catches on FIRE and the Rescue Heroes come to save everyone"

Mom : "I don't think there were Rescue Heroes when Jesus was a baby..."

Child : "Yes there was because this is my story, how *I* want it!"