Child - "Mom when I grow up I am going to have tones and tones of kids!"
Mom - "How many?"
Child - "Fifty Thousand! I am going to give my wife all my seeds!"
Mom - "Really?"
Child - "Yea. Mom, what's this called again?" Pointing to his scrotum.
Mom - "Your testicles."
Child - "Oh yea, that's where the seeds are." Pause. "Mom, can I ask you a question?"
Mom - "Yes."
Child - "How do the seeds get out of my testicles?"
Mom - Pause. "Though your penis."
Child - "So I have to PEE in my wife?!?!?!"
Child - age 4
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